The great rippoff

Ok, since becca ripped this off from andy, I suppose I can rip it off from her.

Type "(your name) needs" into google and write down the first ten results.

("arkay needs" gave nothing useful, but my real name produced the following)

Arkay needs: bail money ~That's what he gets for chatting with underaged girls on aol.

Arkay needs: to be cloned ~Think of the possibilities; more of him to go around, and doesn't every guy want to be able to suck his own dick?

Arkay needs: a massage in SF Bay area ~Actually, Arkay got a massage in the SF Bay area. It was wonderful!! (Two exclamation points wonderful.) He wished he had more money.

rkay needs: you ~To post his bail, clone him, give him a massage...

Arkay needs: seeders ~I believe this is a video game reference, but for some reason it makes me think of swallowing cum. Arkay's up for that.

Arkay needs: your support ~As a character reference over that aol thing he mentioned earlier.

Arkay needs: them ~The judge didn't buy that argument either.

Arkay needs: to write more of his personal philosophy about this great city ~They give great massage in San Francisco.

Arkay needs: to try multi grain breads ~Arkay is willing to try anything.

Arkay needs: to appologize to the victims of priest sexual abuse. ~Oh, come on. They enjoyed it just as much as he did.