Diary of an Aging Pervert: Hard times

Diary of an Aging Pervert

ADULT CONTENT WITHIN. People describe me as a really nice guy. Fuck that shit.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Hard times

Thanks all for your words of support and encouragement. Cuz I know you wanna know... the dry spell continues. Her finals are over. She turned in her last paper today. But she's not feeling her best right now. Physically and mentally drained. To top it off, the next two days will be spent getting ready for vacation.

Sunday we leave for Florida. Stay with the in-laws for a couple days. Tuesday we go to Disney and drop The Girl where she'll stay till January living and breathing the magic of Walt's dream--and cleaning up after tourists.

She'll have a room there. Mrs. A and I will stay in a hotel till Saturday to make sure The Girl is all settled and comfy. No doubt Mrs. A and I will make up for lost time.

Ok, that's it for the personal stuff. Since this is a sex blog, I gotta give you this...

I love watching movies. Especially old movies. And I love picking out the sexual innuendo, allegory and metaphors. For example, (this isn't an old movie, but still) if you've ever seen the movie That Thing You Do you'll remember the scene in the dressing room right after the live TV appearance.

If you've never seen the movie, it's about the rise and fall of a rock group in the early sixties. They form in a garage, move on to local rock shows, then state fairs, then a bit part in a Hollywood movie, then a live appearance on an Ed Sullivan-like TV program. The whole movie is obviously building to a big climax.

Right after the TV appearance is a seen in the dressing room. It opens with a tight, close-up shot of the top of a champagne bottle. Some one pops the cork and what comes out doesn't spray, doesn't even shoot, but rather oozes out and drips to the floor.

The first couple times I watched it it went right past me. When I finally picked up on it I had to call my sister-in-law and tell her. She has the same hobby as me. Seriously, how many movies (other than porn, of course) actually put a cum shot at the climax? You gotta hand it to Tom Hanks.

So, with all that in mind, take a look at this picture and tell me what you see.

4 Comments:

Blogger ArkayToday said...

Jez: I agree with what you see, Jez. But are you saying that masturbation isn't sex?

Becca: When you see this, notice that I've figured how to do links. Care to trade?

4:35 PM  
Blogger Rebecca said...

Arkay - Hey! Thanks for the linkage love...I'll reciprocate this afternoon :D

As for the picture...

I spy...a LOT of phallus symbols (although she's managed to burn her's, and we won't even *mention* that one that is sticking up on the ground...)

Also, a piece of the "pie" is missing :D

And look how she's holding her hand...nobody roasts a hot dog like that...but they do stroke a cock like that....hand placement on his part doesn't leave much to the imagination either....

5:44 PM  
Blogger ArkayToday said...

Also notice the 'turned up' weenie in the box on the ground. And if you look carefully at the girls soda you'll notice that the tip of her straw has been chewed--allegedly a sign of sexual frustration.

11:57 PM  
Blogger Pixie said...

Well that went right over mey head for a while *innocence LOL* But I notice one of the hot dogs is errect and I am guessing had his shorts been a little baggier we could have seen right up them.

3:37 AM  

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