Mens Underwear Part 1

I must say I was quite surprised at the response to my HNT. Specifically to me wearing thong panties. Here's why.

If you look at things in terms of form versus function you'll quickly find that women really won out on that one by claiming both prizes. Mens bodies are functional. There's no doubt about that. Yes, there is beauty to be found in them. It's the beauty of a a well defined and well maintained form. It's a functional beauty. Like you'd find any construct, be it building, machine, furniture or anything else that is well designed, built and maintained.

Women's bodies are every bit as functional as men's. You can argue all you want about the differences, but the bottom line is that there's not much a man can do with his body that a women can't do with hers, and then some. And a woman's body is something more. It's art. I've said it before. There is no single thing in God's creation more beautiful than a woman's body.

This is why artistic adornments like make-up, ribbons and lace, leather, spandex and fishnets (crap, i'm getting hot now), and stuff like that work so well on women and not on men.

This is why we men wear boxers and briefs, and why bikinis and thongs never quite work for us. But we keep trying. Every generation or so some designer will develop a skirt for men. They never catch on. We will occasionally wear thongs. When we do they're made of cotton with large front pouches to hold our manliness. They're very functional. And they don't look that great.

Men's underwear is boring.