Middle of the night sex

Ever have it? It's been a long time for me. Many, many years in fact. Mrs. A and I keep odd hours, and seldom get a full and simultaneous eight plus hours of uninterrupted sleep.

In the old days though, when we'd both go to bed at a reasonable hour and when we had a little more stamina...

Guys, ever wake up in the middle of the night with a hard-on? Ever wake up in to find yourself fondling the person next to you? Girls, ever wake up, or get woken up, like that?

I used to love going down on Mrs. A while she was asleep. I didn't do it often, but every once in a while, I'd drift out of whatever dream I was having and there she'd be, lying next to me. My hand would already be between her legs--must have been a nice dream I was having. I'd start stroking softly. Sometimes she would roll over and that would be the end of it. But sometimes she wouldn't. Instead, she would spread her legs a little. So I would continue. Stroking softly, then reaching inside. Then I would slide my entire body down the bed, and move gently between her legs. I would snuggle. I would nuzzle. I would begin gently kissing.

I always pictured myself stopping there and going back to sleep. Cuddling her pussy like a teddy bear. And waking in the morning, still cuddling. But that never happened. My gentle cuddling would turn into licking. My fingers would join my tongue, and the 'gentle' would become less so. At some point, I could never tell exactly when, she would wake up and we'd be engaged in full blown sex. Kissing, licking, sucking and fucking.

One or two orgasms later we'd both drift back to sleep.

Haven't heard this one before.

One Sunday a gentleman sitting in church notices that he's sitting directly behind a fine looking young Sunday School teacher. I had long harbored a secret attraction to her so, while they were taking up the collection, he screwed up his courage, leaned forward and said, "Would you like to have dinner with me on Tuesday?"

"Why yes, that would be nice," the lady responded.

Well, the gentleman couldn't believe his luck. On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest restaurant in town. When they sat down, the gentleman looked over at her and suggested, "Would you like a cocktail before dinner?"

"Oh, no," the woman replied "Whatever would I tell my Sunday School class?"

Well, the gentleman was taken aback slightly, so he didn't say much until after dinner, when he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and offered her one.

"Oh my goodness no," said the woman. "I couldn't face my Sunday School class if I did?"

So now, having been rebuffed twice, the man felt pretty discouraged. They left the restaurant, got in his car headed home. After a short distance they passed a local Holiday Inn. He figured he had nothing to lose so he ventured, "Ahhh... mmmm... how would you like to stop at this motel?"

"Sure, that would be very nice," she said.

The gentleman couldn't believe his ears, and did a fast u-turn right then and there, drove back to the motel and got a room.

The next morning, after a night of wild, passionate and the most incredible and perverse sex imaginable, the gentleman awoke. He looked at the beautiful young woman lying in bed next to him and said, "I've got to ask you one thing, whatever are you going to tell your Sunday School class?"

The lady said, "The same thing I always tell them. You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time."

My new hobby

Apparently my new hobby is arguing in chat rooms.

Litning Jill: wonder why men hang out here when obvious any women aint talking?----lol
Red496: 16 f hi
Litning Jill: if u wanna be taken seriously RED----get a profile
Litning Jill: she too fast for me---lol
SumOne6246: We get lucky occasionally, Jill.
Litning Jill: well-----not here---ur profile is alot of words that sats nothing
Litning Jill: says*
SumOne6246: Is that why your here? to judge profiles?
Litning Jill: I always read them --------& only speak to those that interest me--------What a shame men dont do the same
SumOne6246: Do you consider yours interesting?
SumOne6246: Cuz you basically used an awful lot of words to say just one thing... no men.
Litning Jill: it says the basics-----interests those with similar interests-----URS SAY NOTHING
SumOne6246: at least mine isn't condescending.
SumOne6246: Mine doesn't make me sound stuck up and narrow minded.
Litning Jill: URS says its a talking point-----but says nothing to talk about
SumOne6246: and yours says "no men" eight different times
SumOne6246: and that you're 47.
Rmclaug1960: dad here for phone
SumOne6246: twice
Litning Jill: I'm not narrow minded----guess ur refer5ring to AOL men bit?------welll most ARE scum------I select my male friends but not from ill mannered AOL 1's with no manners
Litning Jill: COS aol men have pea brains in their dicks---------and have NO MANNERS
SumOne6246: and women on aol are all dykes.
Litning Jill: they im & say HI---or ASL-----what imagination
SumOne6246: I guess life sucks that way.
SumOne6246: oh yeah, it's only men that do that. right
Litning Jill: if thats what u think------why do u bother? can assure u I aint
SumOne6246: and I can assure you I don't have a pea brain in my dick. so where does that leave us?
Litning Jill: u ermptied the room altogether now
SumOne6246: I did?
Litning Jill: nite

Yeah, yeah, I know it's childish. But don't you like to break out the coloring books and crayons every once in a while?