Diary of an Aging Pervert: Ok, this was a fun conversation.

Diary of an Aging Pervert

ADULT CONTENT WITHIN. People describe me as a really nice guy. Fuck that shit.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Ok, this was a fun conversation.

BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
bjmaple1966: hello! a/s/l?
SumOne6246: 48/m/md
SumOne6246: was that all you wanted?
bjmaple1966: wanna chat?
SumOne6246: bout what?
bjmaple1966: anything? U sound so uptight!
bjmaple1966: GRUMPY are u
SumOne6246: rough day. I'm ready for it to be over.
bjmaple1966: r u @ work?
SumOne6246: Yep
SumOne6246: what about you?
bjmaple1966: @ home just relaxin'
bjmaple1966: wut do u do?
SumOne6246: Lucky. Where's home for you?
bjmaple1966: manitoba, canada and u?
SumOne6246: Baltimore, Maryland
bjmaple1966: cool
SumOne6246: yeah, it's a nice place to call home
bjmaple1966: diddo
SumOne6246: I've never been to canada. But hope to get there some day.
bjmaple1966: its a nice place. Wanna come for coffee? LOL
SumOne6246: I'd love to.
bjmaple1966: see ya in a few minutes then?
SumOne6246: I'll have to drive fast.
SumOne6246: how old are you?
brown eyes: 40 and u?
SumOne6246: 48.
brown eyes: cool
SumOne6246: cute puppy there
brown eyes: thanks! I'm hoping to get a pomeranian though
brown eyes: so wut do you look like?
SumOne6246: hold on, I'll show you
brown eyes: okay
brown eyes: r u married?
SumOne6246: Yes. with two kids
brown eyes: wut r u doin' chattin' then
SumOne6246: making new friends.
brown eyes: is that all?
SumOne6246: That's what I look like.
brown eyes: thats wat they all say. Have a nice day.
SumOne6246: um... what's what they all say?
brown eyes: I don't appreciate a man who cheats! See Ya!
SumOne6246: Hey, doll. Just because you're here trying to get laid, doesn't mean every one is. You have to learn not to be so judgmental!
SumOne6246: especially since you're the one who approached me.
brown eyes: yeah but u didn't tell me u were married! U obviously aren't happy with ur relationship why ur talkin' to other women!
SumOne6246: It's a "parenting" room. It's where people come to talk about their children.
brown eyes: don't wanna get CAUGHT huh!!!
SumOne6246: You're quite a piece of work. you come into the wrong room and start throwing around accuzations.

She stopped responding after that.

If some one could fill me in on this "married people aren't allowed to chat online" rule, I'd much appreciate it.

2 Comments:

Blogger Mark Brown said...

Well.. let's put it this way...

I've been on the internet longer then most people. Started when I was A UNIX admin in the LATE 1980's via EMAIL, and USENET/NETNEWS. (yeah and I even know one of the guys that invented netnews, and that did WHAT for me?)

I started on BBSing in the EARLY 1980's when a fast connection was 1200 baud!

When my older brother (almost 20 yrs older then me) came on the internet, I showed him chat rooms, and told him this was the WORST place he could EVER go, because going there was (as we used to say in the Dark ages),aking to popping someone's cherry.
That is, once you were NO longer a VIRGIN in a CHAT room, the next fence to come down was V-SEX.
And that lead to...
Etc, etc.
At least that's how I see chat rooms

Signed.
A dirty 'tard Netizen
who's STILL a CHAT ROOM virgin!)

Markie Mark in NJ

7:47 PM  
Blogger ArkayToday said...

And did your brother take your advice and stay away from chat rooms?

11:05 AM  

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